Sacred For a Reason

A lot of folks here in the good ol’ United States of Fast Food Hamburgers & Grillin’ don’t really understand why the people of India let all those delicious animals roam around free and clear. “Surely someone, somewhere has a grill?” they ask to anyone willing to listen. Well, now you know why.

Why would you ever hurt such wonderful creatures so willing to give us the milk we need to make sweet tasty ice cream!? Why, I ask you?

The proper response is to let those glorious bastards lay about in the middle of roads and just say thanks. Thanks, cows. Thank you for this ice cream…also all the cheese, raw milk, and like a bazillion other things we can do with that stuff. But yeah, mostly the ice cream. Read more